Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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