if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
