what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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