fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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