guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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