Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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