Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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