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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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