I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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