I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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