just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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