We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
That's how pantless uber rides happen
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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