Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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