What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.