careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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