I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
God, I missed his penis.
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