oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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