ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Someone signed my nipple.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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