Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you inspire me to be a worse person
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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