Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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