Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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