It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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