"it" just moved
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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