This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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