ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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