Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
