i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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