I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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