Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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