sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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