There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
