And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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