I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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