Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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