No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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