Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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