I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
