actually, I'm a sock model
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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