Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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