I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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