whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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