Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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