dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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