We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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