Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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