Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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