so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
