So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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