your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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