I don't think brook has ever known best
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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