the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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