Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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