I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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