Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
nutella sex= disaster
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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